no není to zas až tak pravda to co tvrdíš, je to okres od okresu jinak, ovšem není to na veřejnou diskuzi
corona virus - obecna diskuze
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V principu je jedno jestli zavrou oddeleni cele nebo poslou do karanteny jen pulku osazenstva. Podstatne je, ze se zdravotnictvi paralyzuje. Na jare jsme si draze koupili cas, ale od te doby neudelal neschopny ken s priblblym babisem vubec nic. Jen zvani ty sve lzi a vymysli pritrouble fraze typu chytra karantena (od zacatku jsem tvrdil ze to je blbost, navzdory kviceni mistni koblihove uderky) nebo semafor (k cemu je tahle saskarna, kdyz se neridi faktickou situaci v dane zemi, ale podle poctu pastikaru v Chorvatsku nebo podle toho kam si babis naplanoval dovolenou).
Náhodou ty roušky jsou občas docela fajn věc.
Po dlouhé době zase medii prolítla fotka Gréty. Asi balónek, jestli už je zase čas vytáhnout tuhle kartu.
No a v roušce ta Gréta vypadá rozhodně líp.
Ještě by to chtělo kšiltovku a stáhnout ji hodně do čela.
Tohle mě docela zaujalo:
Za první pololetí roku 2020 zemřelo v České republice 56.885 lidí, zatímco v roce 2019 to bylo 57.458 lidí, nastal tedy pokles o 573 osob, tedy zhruba o 1%.
http://viditelny-macek.cz/public/kapito ... pitola=new
Za první pololetí roku 2020 zemřelo v České republice 56.885 lidí, zatímco v roce 2019 to bylo 57.458 lidí, nastal tedy pokles o 573 osob, tedy zhruba o 1%.
http://viditelny-macek.cz/public/kapito ... pitola=new
Oni ty roušky nosili dost dlouho před tím, nežli ty orwellovské systémy dozrály do dnešní podoby.
Důvodem je smog // a leckde i jiný smrad //. Navíc je jich tam fakt dost natěsnáno a i běžné virózy se tam dost rychle šíří.
Ta identifikace ale smysl dává.
Puvodne smog - kdyz jsem tam byl naposledy tak byl "vzduch" opravdu videt, a to bylo v dobe pred olympiadou, kdy vetsina tezkeho prumyslu z narizeni strany a vlady prerusila provoz.
A samozrejme virozy ktere se pri mnozstvi obyvatel na m2 a urovni hygieny sirily fakt rychle.
Dneska k tomu asi muze prispet i identifikace, ale ono se da identifikovat i podle jinych projevu ...
otázka dne: jaká je základní jednotka pro koblihy?
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odpověď zde:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18R1PJTgaQ[/youtube]
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Stejna jako jednotka pro blbost
1 Trump
(The following is from a friend off Facebook. I'd love to claim credit, however I can't, but I have been given permission to disseminate):
It is proposed to establish a new physical unit of 1 Trump (Tr), for the purposes of measurement of arrogant stupidity.
The unit is something like 1 Tesla for the magnetic field. That means, 10 Trumps is a large quantity, with epic consequences, possibly of planetary importance.
Examples:
- if your cat decides it shall regulate a network of nuclear power plants, that's at least 10 Trumps.
- if you praise a witch who believes ovary cysts are due to sex with demons, you scored at least 1 Trump.
- if you attend a presidential rally, are required to sign a Covid waiver and then die, you reached at least 0,5 Trumps.
Unofficial sub-units equal to 0,1 Trump are also used, depending on local circumstances. These are named 1 Cummings, 1 Le Pen, 1 Kotleba, and so on.
It needs to be added that there are derived quantities. For example, the normal background field density of stupidity is typically about several nano-Trumps per cubic meter per second (nTr/m3/s). This quantity is completely safe and biodegradable. However, when considering the biological effects of stupidity, the most important quantity is that of total dosage. Currently, 2 Trump-hours (2 Trh) is considered to result in permanent cognitive damage in 50% of exposed adults.
Finally, there is a minor difficulty with the definition of this unit. That is, the etalon is currently on the loose, and efforts to move it to a safe underground location near Paris have not been fruitful so far. Nevertheless, the etalon seems to be stable and does not depart from the usual radiation output by more than a few per cent.
/satire
1 Trump
(The following is from a friend off Facebook. I'd love to claim credit, however I can't, but I have been given permission to disseminate):
It is proposed to establish a new physical unit of 1 Trump (Tr), for the purposes of measurement of arrogant stupidity.
The unit is something like 1 Tesla for the magnetic field. That means, 10 Trumps is a large quantity, with epic consequences, possibly of planetary importance.
Examples:
- if your cat decides it shall regulate a network of nuclear power plants, that's at least 10 Trumps.
- if you praise a witch who believes ovary cysts are due to sex with demons, you scored at least 1 Trump.
- if you attend a presidential rally, are required to sign a Covid waiver and then die, you reached at least 0,5 Trumps.
Unofficial sub-units equal to 0,1 Trump are also used, depending on local circumstances. These are named 1 Cummings, 1 Le Pen, 1 Kotleba, and so on.
It needs to be added that there are derived quantities. For example, the normal background field density of stupidity is typically about several nano-Trumps per cubic meter per second (nTr/m3/s). This quantity is completely safe and biodegradable. However, when considering the biological effects of stupidity, the most important quantity is that of total dosage. Currently, 2 Trump-hours (2 Trh) is considered to result in permanent cognitive damage in 50% of exposed adults.
Finally, there is a minor difficulty with the definition of this unit. That is, the etalon is currently on the loose, and efforts to move it to a safe underground location near Paris have not been fruitful so far. Nevertheless, the etalon seems to be stable and does not depart from the usual radiation output by more than a few per cent.
/satire
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